To reach milk, place your hand through the Christmas wrist wreath.

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jackspinups:

Model: Dita Von Teese

(Source: dita-van-teese)

ritzmatic:

 4gifs:

Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin

you fucking go girl

ritzmatic:

 4gifs:

Girl kicks abusive teacher in the groin

you fucking go girl

(Source: 4gifs)

  

(Source: adultmoth)

dr-watsons-lover:

iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

This right here is what advertising should be. Not sexualizing men and women. Just clever little things like this.

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I don’t know how much vodka I put in this but I’m going to drink it anyway: a memoir

this drink tastes awful but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

disappears:

wish i could have someone to be adorable with 

sa-re:

theequeenoffuckingeverything:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

@Umshaywhat

(Source: darkchocolateandtea)

pros to dating me:

oxgracexo:

  • i’ll actually respond to your text
  • you can literally kiss me whenever you want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • we can eat pizza together

(Source: getbusyliving-)

(Source: this-episode)